[Sy Snootles Needed]

Collecting Wookieepedia's finest prose (with apologies to Citation Needed)
(My other tumblrs are starwarsjokes and stoogeystuff.)

May 17

Unidentified head-bumping stormtrooper

The squad’s leader was eventually able to open the door, but as the group barged in, the head-bumping stormtrooper did not account for his height and the low clearance that the entrance presented.[2] As a result of his helmet’s poor field of vision,[3] the stormtrooper knocked his head on the door, slowing his advance.

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screencap: http://tinyurl.com/7gpfps2


Jun 11

Jedi Rocks

Lyrics

Joh Yowza,”speaking”, “Koo nee tang, na’ na’ na’, ah lawah. Koo nee tang!”

Sy Snootles, “Cha tung ee-ma chay-choo raun ta-nee-ee-choo.”

Rystáll, Greeata and Lyn Me, “Ee-ma chay-choo raun.”

Sy Snootles, “Ko-nee nan-kee chong noy khan chay-chee-kum, oooh. Chee ka koo-ja oo pa-pa chee-ka-nang kee hey.”

Rystáll, Greeata and Lyn Me, “Chee-ka nang kee hey.”

Sy Snootles, “You bang ris-pa ka may wang pee-ya nay. Yeeaa!”

Joh Yowza, “Oo-la-wang choo koo-chee-kee-pa-tie tan-ga ris-pa ta ya lee oh. Yo! Ahh! Yal-lie!”

Sy Snootles, “Ee-ma tsa-ka-moo nan-kee say yal-lee oo ya see, poe no!”

Rystáll, Greeata and Lyn Me, “Na-too pa.”

Sy Snootles, “Chun-kee sal-la ma-na na-too pa.”

Rystáll, Greeata and Lyn Me, “Zai ya la.”

Joh Yowza, “Hay koo-ma zai ya la.”

Rystáll, Greeata and Lyn Me, “Do koo chee.”

Sy Snootles, “Hoy hat-chi doo-ka! Whoop! Uh-oh!”

(The rest is an instrumental.)

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screencap: http://bit.ly/ja8eK7


Jun 1

Meatlump King

The three brothers Hraykken, Draykken, and Louis Bender were originally believed to be the only leaders of the Meatlump Gang, for there were limited reports of there being a single, true leader. This all changed when Vani Korr, a representative of Corellia Times, sought to learn more about the Meatlumps and their leadership. Though the three brothers did in fact found the Meatlumps, and handle most day to day activities of the gang, there was in fact someone lurking in the shadows. This was, in fact, the Meatlump King.

It was later learned that the Meatlump King held court with his gang in a secret base beneath Coronet, a sewer system where no one would suspect anyone to hide.

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screencap: http://bit.ly/izjxx4


May 26

Vortex

Vortex was a Mid Rim planet in the Glythe sector. The planet was the home world of the Vors, a race with wings, but no emotion.

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screencap: http://bit.ly/ilmoJG

Thanks to Eric G. for the suggestion!


May 24

Energizer Bunny

The Energizer Bunny was a male lagomorph that used an Energizer battery to keep going and going. Sometime during the Galactic Civil War, the Energizer Bunny’s presence in the Force was so strong that it registered on the sensors of the Star Dreadnought Executor—a remarkable occurrence, given that detecting the Force generally required very specialized equipment such as a Force Detector.

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screencap: http://bit.ly/mQBf3B


May 22

Issued officer boots

Issued officer boots were the sign of rank for the officers in the Alliance Military. They were usually issued to those who earned it the hard way.

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screencap: http://bit.ly/iNS9On


May 16

Happy

The cities of Happy, Joy, and Peace were collectively known as the Small-Timers, because of their small size, and because the conditions were less harsh than in the capital, Pleasant City.

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screencap: http://bit.ly/iovB2N


May 11

Star Wars: Dark Forces

Unlike many other Doom-based games, Dark Forces attempted a realistic approach

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screencap:  http://bit.ly/loAYLp


May 9

Limb

Appearances

  • All items that sapient beings appear in.

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screencap: http://bit.ly/kpht32


May 7

Doctor

Doctor (abbreviated Dr) was a title used by physicians and the holders of certain advanced university degrees.

Some doctors, such as the homicidal Cornelius Evazan or the apathetic Dhagon Ghent, were of questionable integrity.

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screencap: http://bit.ly/mR2JMm


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